Transferred GM workers adjust to life in Lansing - detroitnews.com
27 May 2012, 7:15 pm
Delta Township— Scott Mitchell drives 600 miles so he can mow the lawn. He's only half-kidding. Every other weekend, he and his roommate pack the car and drive straight to Tennessee at the end of their graveyard shift at General Motors Co.'s ...

At Clifton's Cafeteria, someone left a light on. For 77 years. - Los Angeles Times
25 May 2012, 6:56 pm
They're not kidding when they say they'll leave the light on for you. A long-forgotten neon lamp that was switched on during the Great Depression and left burning for about 77 years has been discovered hidden behind a dusty partition at Clifton's Cafeteria.

Donald Trump mulls super PAC. What's next – VP? - The Christian Science Monitor
25 May 2012, 1:12 pm
I thought it was one of the worst commercials I’ve ever seen,” Trump told Newsmax. He was kidding. We think. Asked about the VP slot, he ticked off Sen. Marco Rubio of Florida and some other names and then said, “Probably the best choice ...

kidding around at Port Stephens - The Australian
25 May 2012, 12:37 pm
IT is 11am on a rainy autumn Saturday and I am crouched in a muddy barn near Port Stephens, 200km north of Sydney. With my two-year-old daughter, Freya, on my shoulders and her older sister, Mila, trembling with fear under my arm, I am bottle-feeding a ...

NHL investigating Phoenix Coyotes’ actions and comments following elimination loss to Los Angeles Kings - Toronto Star
25 May 2012, 11:39 am
Among the more inflammatory statements: Doan: “I mean, are you freaking kidding me? I can't understand how you miss that (referring to the Brown hit). How do you miss that when it's after the whistle and it's a knee. How do you possibly miss that?"

Poll: Bogus ancestry claims not hurting Elizabeth Warren much in Massachusetts - Hotair.com
24 May 2012, 1:35 pm
Maybe they bought the spin that she’s a “mythical Indian”? Nah, just kidding. There’s no mystery about these results. As noted last week, if they can forgive Teddy for leaving a woman to drown, they can forgive Spouting Bull anything.

No kidding — Mariners sure have Yu Darvish's number - Seattle Times
22 May 2012, 12:01 am
The Mariners, for all their offensive fits and lack of hits, sure are good at one thing. Humanizing Yu Darvish. Some dude named Philip Humber can throw a perfect game against them. Maligned Boston pitchers Jon Lester and Josh Beckett can get ...

Warren Buffett Loves Newspapers (He Was Only kidding in 2009) - Wall Street Journal
17 May 2012, 8:07 am
Warren Buffett’s conversion back to newspaper lover is continuing. His Berkshire Hathaway today reached a deal for 63 Media General’s newspapers, which is all of Media General’s publications except for its Tampa group, for $142 million in ...

No kidding: Gov’t Issues Study of Study of Studies - YAHOO!
14 May 2012, 12:00 pm
The headline, although it sounds like a joke, is completely, 100 percent serious. The government issued a study to study a study done on government studies. We’ll give you a second to figure that one out. But now the Government Accountability Office (GAO ...

Joan Rivers Hates You. No, Not kidding, She Really Does! (Her New Book Tells All) - Huffington Post
13 May 2012, 6:56 pm
"I HATE gay weddings. I'm thrilled about the equal rights thing...but gay weddings are like the War on Terror--they go on forever...Gay weddings are a lifetime commitment -- for the guests. They start at seven and end in October. Why? Because stereotypes ...